Wednesday, June 8, 2011

 Sorry guys, its been a while. I have been incredibly busy with work and school. I've also had to deal with some very stressing family issues. Without further ado, let me update this blog with a good ol' fashion Q&A

Q: what's the nastiest thing you've ever seen in school?

A: She had two phones because shes a rich privileged whore. 
The nastiest thing I've seen in school is for a senior prank, a bunch of kids i guess shit in a bucket and spread it around the school parking lot. Guess who had to clean it up?

Q: What did you do in high school, because I really want to go to a school like WPI (mostly because it's a nearby school that's actually good.)

A: You have a good start. What I recommend is doing A LOT of outside of school related work. Making web pages for a small local shop or friends. If a school sees you do a lot without school making you motivated and just making yourself motivated, they will want you in a heart beat.

Q: Is any of the sperm yours?

A: :3

Q: A janitor who went to MIT. That's unusual.

A: I get the Good Will Hunting references from my professors all the time. They call me Will.

Q: What was your dream and what did you think when you became a janitor.

A: My dream is to contribute innovative ideas for technology. Me being a janitor supports that with extra money and extra time to do studying.

Q: Have you ever walked in on 2 people having sex in the toilets/or anywhere?

A: I've walked in on 2 girls eating each other out in the locker rooms after track. I left and cleaned else where until they left. I may be a man but I'm not a douche.

Q: Have you ever solved complicated math problems conveniently left on boards outside classrooms?

A: Yes.

Q: How old are you? I get an image in my head that you are like 40-50 years old. But that can't be true right?

A: Ill be 27 in July

Q: Have you ever taken a shit somewhere noticeable then blamed it on another kid?

A: Nope, but its on my to-do list now.

Q: Ever beat a kid ?

A: Came close to.


Sorry Facepunch <3 

please forgive me :)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Archived Questions #1


First off, I should introduce myself

I am a High school Janitor and Director of Technology for the same school. I work the Tech job during the day and the custodial job after school. That pretty much sums it up.

Questions and Answers:

Q: when someone shits in the urinal what do you do

A: What I usually do is get a plastic bag and wrap the turd with it. I drop it into a black trash bag and dispose of it like any other peice of trash. I then get a hand held toilet bowl brush, and begin to get rid of the streak marks.

Then I finish it all off with some lemon sented toilet soap.

Q: What do you do when you find kids smoking weed in the bathroom? 

A: Depending on my mood, i let them finish because i too smoke the green or if they are kids who never gave me respect, i report their wigger asses.

Q: How many janitors does it take to change a lightbulb? 

A: 1.

Q: r u poor?

A: Depending on your experience, Janitors make good money. Well if your a full timer that is. This job is enough to pay my bills.

Q: If somebody draws with pencil on the walls, how do you get it off? 

A: I use this special Chemical Spray that can really eat away at anything Pencil, Marker, Scratches. Its funny how advanced janitorial equipment is.

Q: Are there any teenagers that surprised you that they treated you well and with respect. Like that your first impression was "punk" or something but actually was nice and friendly to you? 

A: Yes, i actually have a couple of friends who sit with me during my lunchbreak and talk about computers and stuff. Sometimes they bring their laptops that have problems and have me fix it. They think im lying when I tell them I manage and run the schools Servers. 

Q: Do you pee sitting down? 

A: NO, After what I have seen done to toilet seats. No. I would NOT advise pee sitting down in a public restroom.

Q: Do you have any students you regularly talk to? 

A: Yes, See above.

Q: Scrub in circles or up and down? 

A: It really depends actually. I find scrubbing in circles works for somethings better than scrubbing up and down. Vice versa.

Q: What does it take to become a janitor?

A: Honesty and Dignity.

Q: Do you like your job? 

A: Its a simple job, but its very much diffrent than sitting behind 3 monitors analysing server traffik and fixing hardware issues around the public schools. During the week im in a suit, and during the weekends im elbow deep in toilet water with a blue maintenence tshirt and jeans.

Q: Do you get more money for being a High School Janitor, since, presumably, you deal with more bullshit?

A: The pay is the same, you get better benefits though.